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ghoulgaarden:

shower me in various black items of clothing and hundred dollar bills

(Source: hexgurls, via humdrum-blues)

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heckacute:

"Getting to first base" means reading The Old Testament. "Getting to second base" means reading The New Testament. There are no other bases. 

(via crumbduck)

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benbrucesbeautifulbuttblog:

(◕‿◕✿) boys with tattoos
(◕‿◕✿) boys with piercings
(◕‿◕✿) boys with messy hair
(◕‿◕✿) boys with long legs
(◕‿◕✿) boys with collarbones
(◕‿◕✿) boys in bands
(◕‿◕✿) boys

(via humdrum-blues)

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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